Did you know I have googly eyes? I was looking at a photo of me from Halloween festivities last night and realized why people can never tell if I'm looking at them or someone behind them. I know I have a lazy eye, and I've always known that the more tired I am the more it wanders inward, but I didn't think it looked like my eyes could roll around independently of one another, in the manner of the classic children's craft material, googly eyes. It was a strange realization, but one which I think will serve my comedy well. I mean, I have googly eyes. I'm like a big puppet. Hilarious.